Rather than unpacking everything all at once, I opened one box, and dug for mix tapes. One particularly scary find is simply labeled Rock Vol. II, a Memorex D-60 compilation of 7" singles circa 1981-2. Why did I feel I had to assert that this was "rock"? What's with the Roman numerals? Where did Rock Vol. I go, and is there a Rock Vol. III somewhere? Washing dishes tonight, I was pleasantly surprised to find that several b-sides had made their way onto the mix--they tend to age better than the a-sides, I kid you not.
Play along at home: here are the big pop hits from Vail Junior High in 7th grade, or at least for this post-Kiss / pre-Numan 7th grader. We'll count them down, from least to most embarassing....
10. "Rapture" b/w "Walk Like Me," Blondie--My only real regret about "Rapture" is that it's the single mix--it's so short compared to the ten-minute 12" mix I found a few years back. After an ill-fated "Blondie Awareness Party" in college where all we had to play was the ten-track Best of Blondie over and over, I started working on completing my Blondie back-catalogue on vinyl in the mid-1990s. Now watching the video, I find myself gasping, "Wait--is that Fab 5 Freddy?!" "Walk Like Me" is kind of B-52's-ish in a good way. I realized tonight that Missing Persons was basically a (noble but failed) West Coast attempt at filling the void that Blondie left after this album....
9. "Start Me Up," Rolling Stones--The video has so many funny takes of Charlie Watts' bemusement, while the other guys elbow each other for lens time. I think this was their last good single, save "Undercover." I came to really resent classic rock for a number years starting in 8th grade, but you see this was 7th grade.....8. "I Love Rock-n-Roll," Joan Jett & the Blackhearts--This was a favorite at dances well into early high school--the rockers loved it, the pop kids loved it, and it still sounds good. Dig a bit to hear her do "Bad Reputation" live on the Urgh! A Music War soundtrack--now that is good eating. You can hear the end of the studio version at the beginning of the video--can't say I remember that at all....Indicative of 1981 that her lyrics kept her four-square in the closet, so that is a little wince-worthy....
7. "Freeze-Frame" b/w "Flamethrower," The J. Geils Band--The first of two J. Geils singles on the tape; add the b-sides and four of the 14 songs on here are from them. At this point in my life, the hits are time-encased novelties, while (at least in my own mind) the flipsides are still worthy of a listen. If you've never heard it, check out the b--tasty solos.
6. "Shake it Up" b/w "Cruiser," The Cars--By the time I got into the Cars, they were on a slow but steady decline. At least, that's what I think now. Then, I found this great band, starting with this single, then the full album, then the three before the Shake it Up LP. By the time I saw them in Phoenix supporting Heartbeat City, they were one of my favorite bands. Come to think of it, though, I believe I was asserting at the time that the opening act, Wang Chung, was now my favorite band of the moment--but 9th/10th grade is a whole other list.
Next time, we'll hit the mother-lode of embarrassment. I'll give you a taste: Olivia Newton-John doesn't even make it to #1.